After nearly three hundred years, the Methodists have finally put their "methods" to good use by revealing this shocking revelation:

«I'm not sure if there's any theological significance in this one so I wouldn't take this one too seriously, but it's kind of neat. William Shakespear was a contemporary of the translation of the King James Bible. It seems that he may have autographed his work in Psalm 46. Using a King James version, go to Psalm 46 and count 46 words from the beginning and you'll find the word "Shake". If you go to the end of Psalm 46 and count 46 words back you'll find the word "Spear". Put them together and you'll get "Shakespear". It is believed that Shakespear was 46 when the King James Version of the bible was written

PSALM 46 (King James Version):

"God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble. Therefore will not we fear, though the earth be removed, and though the mountains be carried into the midst of the sea; Though the waters thereof roar and be troubled, though the mountains shake with the swelling thereof. Selah. There is a river, the streams whereof shall make glad the city of God, the holy place of the tabernacles of the most High. God is in the midst of her; she shall not be moved: God shall help her, and that right early. The heathen raged, the kingdoms were moved: he uttered his voice, the earth melted. The Lord of hosts is with us; the God of Jacob is our refuge. Selah. Come, behold the works of the Lord, what desolations he hath made in the earth. He maketh wars to cease unto the end of the earth; he breaketh the bow, and cutteth the spear in sunder; he burneth the chariot in the fire. Be still, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the heathen, I will be exalted in the earth. The Lord of hosts is with us; the God of Jacob is our refuge."» ([link])

Clearly we have a lot learn as members of the Abrahamic faiths. William the English Prophet is far too neglected, and I believe a revival is in order. We need to bring Prophet William and other obscure exemplars of literary righteousness to the forefront of Christian minds. Too many good American and Anglican prophets have gone unknown. Perhaps, it is this lack of positive role models that has led to the widespread moral, literary, and intellectual decay of Human society. I am inclined to think just so.

Let us ask for intercession,
after the manner of the His Holiness Gordon Brown:

«O William, saint of Heaven,
prophet-poet of my Anglican brethen,
give heed to our call,
and pray for our souls,
and for the souls of all Anglicans and Americans,
and for our blessed Queen Elizabeth,
and may the colonies relinquish
their bonds of rebellion,
even the very zealots of Liberty,
who breathe anarchy,
and may heaven devour the sinners of Rome,
who cast away the new collections,
born of holy Anglican tongues,
in favour of ancient works.
May fire singe their blackened hearts
and may the Satan among them,
that foolish Dante, perish.
For traditions are not their true downfall,
nor stubbornness, nor corruption.
They die for their rejection of Pope
and Poe, and for thinking Italians can write
works of art. Amen»
The Anglo-Methodist Book of Common Prayer
1894 Edition
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